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April 9, 2018
[The Following is a transcript of actual text messages intercepted by the NSA]Sasquatch: the fur-less beasts R @ it again!Yeti: OMG! Nessie?
Sasquatch: no dude, them, humans Yeti: what now?
Sasquatch: another National day!Yeti: donut day? Yum!
Sasquatch: no, that was last monthYeti: National Margarita day?
Sasquatch: good guess, but noYeti: I could check Twitter, or U tell me
Sasquatch: I’ll give you a hintYeti: hang on, someone is coming up the trail
Sasquatch: get off your phone! Hide! Yeti: idiot walked right by, looking @ his phone! So what stupid National day is it?
Sasquatch: the last creature on earth Yeti: I hate your hints, always so vague Black Rhino? White rhino?
Sasquatch: no. Not one, they already killed all those! The last creature on earth that deserves a dayYeti: Duck billed platypus
Sasquatch: noYeti: I didn’t think so, I just like saying platypus
Sasquatch: come on, guess!Yeti: polar bear?
Sasquatch: get real, this is National-fill-in-the-blank day! It can’t be serious, or meaningful—these are humans!Yeti: right. thinking...
Sasquatch: that’s a first! LOL —go with ironicYeti: cockroach day?
Sasquatch: you’re like them. No imagination.
Yeti: I don’t know, Cousin. I give up.
Sasquatch: Yeah. That’s about right.
[poem #9 for National Poetry Month].
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