so 😁 that ⏱  

but a 🌊 of 😨 🤛🏼

he 😭 then 😂 

then 😱 like a 👶 

he 👁👁 at the 🚽 

his new 📱 sank 

like an ⚓️ and 🛑

right beside a giant 💩 

an 💡 --- 🚨 

 call the 👮 or 👩‍🚒 

but no landline ☎️ any more

It was as if the 🌎 

was saying 🖕🏼

no ⌛️ 

no amount of 🍚 

💎 or 💰 could 

rescue his  ☝️true ❤️ 

📵 he was a 💀 

then, another 💡 

that 😳 him > ⚰️

what if the 🤡 @potus

🐦 about ☢️💣 ?

and the 🔚 arrived

W/his status still 😁