National Unicorn Day 🦄
[The Following is a transcript of actual text messages intercepted by the NSA] Sasquatch: the fur-less beasts R @ it again! Yeti: OMG! Nessie?
Sasquatch: no dude, them, humans Yeti: what now?
Sasquatch: another National day! Yeti: donut day? Yum!
Sasquatch: no, that was last month Yeti: National Margarita day?
Sasquatch: good guess, but no Yeti: I could check Twitter, or U tell me
Sasquatch: I’ll give you a hint Yeti: hang on, someone is coming up the trail
Sasquatch: get off your phone! Hide! Yeti: idiot walked right by, looking @ his phone! So what stupid National day is it?
Sasquatch: the last creature on earth Yeti: I hate your hints, always so vague Black Rhino? White rhino?
Sasquatch: no. Not one, they already killed all those! The last creature on earth that deserves a day Yeti: Duck billed platypus
Sasquatch: no Yeti: I didn’t think so, I just like saying platypus
Sasquatch: come on, guess! Yeti: polar bear?
Sasquatch: get real, this is National-fill-in-the-blank day! It can’t be serious, or meaningful—these are humans! Yeti: right. thinking...
Sasquatch: that’s a first! LOL —go with ironic Yeti: cockroach day?
Sasquatch: you’re like them. No imagination.
Yeti: I don’t know, Cousin. I give up.
Sasquatch: Yeah. That’s about right.
[poem #9 for National Poetry Month].