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  • Writer's pictureDon Rearden

On Farts

old, silent

violent, deadly 

wet, dry

laugh, cry

oh my

long, short

loud, proud

smelly, stinky

rotten egg

bad, dad, mom

girl, baby

grandpa, grandma

dog, old dog

oh God

who was that?

was that you?

dealt it

smelt it

knocker, doctor

linger, zinger

airplane, insane

smart, shart 

ripped, slipped

one cheek squeak 

breeze, cheese

butt sneeze

admit it, please

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